Monday, 5 October 2009
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THOSE VISITING THIS SITE WILL NOTICE A LACK OF ACTIVITY - THAT'S BECAUSE A BOOK IS BEING WRITTEN ON THE SUBJECT....
Monday, 8 September 2008
Bigfoot At Holler Creek Canyon (2006)
Directed by John Poague, this might as well be called, 'Bigfoot and the nude women', this is nothing short of diabolical, not exactly a soft porn romp but there's sex all over the place, moreso in the dialogue! Very annoying when such monsters are continuously relegated to such b-grade trash. Strangely however, some of the effects, when Bigfoot starts to go on the kill, are not too bad but it will leave you wondering just why this film was billed as a horror, hey, it even stars porn 'legend' Ron Jeremy. Don't give up the day job...
1/5
Bigfoot (1987)

Yep, it's another of those 'kids meet Bigfoot...adults harass Bigfoot....shed a few tears...nice happy ending' type of films. Given a sprinkling of Disney dust this film still doesn't rise above mediocrity. Sure, there are some more engaging moments as Disney not always portrays the beast-man as lovable and cuddly, but for me there's too much predictability even if this made for TV drama tries so hard to be a break from the norm. Better than most of the b-movie tragedies though!
2.5/5
Bigfoot (1970)
Bigfoot - The Unforgettable Encounter (1994)
This should've been called 'The Unforgettable Film', it's just another of those cheap backwoods romps where an annoying teenager befriends a Bigfoot, the couple going through the trials and tribulations of man-meets-Sasquatch, proof once again that Bigfoot movies are nearly all the same with the exception of just a handful. Let's face it, there's only really two Bigfoot stories that the American film industry has to tell...one is this kinda movie, the other is where a man-beast rips everyone to shreds. that's all they've got...
1/5
Big And Hairy (1998)
the Beautis & The Beast (1974)
Breasts, Bigfoot and sex...what more can a man want! This is a case of what Bigfoot might be doing when he's out and about...'The Beauties..' turns our favourite Sasquatch into a bit of a peeping tom as he stares on various nude girls at their summer camp and decides to invade their privacy. I don't think this movie was up for an Oscar....!
1/5
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